NEW YORK — Wilhelmina today announced a revolutionary technological achievement for the printing of all its model composite cards. The recent industry clamor to incorporate the relatively ancient and now passé technology of Graphics Interchange Format (GIF) images into composite cards made the decision to embrace an innovation in audio easy. Starting today, every Wilhelmina composite card will make use of a toggle switch in order to trigger a looping Waveform Audio File Format. From now on, Wilhelmina composite cards won't just stand still, they will finally speak a model's most memorable lines over and over and over until the toggle switch is moved to the off position.
Audio is the final frontier in technological achievement. Today Wilhelmina plants its flag firmly in the soil and flips a toggle switch so that "Introducing a Revolutionary Technological Achievement" loops endlessly.
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